HAIR OF THE PUSSY THAT BIT YOU
Back in the early 90s, Sharon
Stone had men drooling and going nuts over a major much ado about nothing. In
the movie Basic Instinct there was an interrogation scene where she uncrosses
her legs to reveal that she just may be a natural blonde... if you get my drift.
This scene, to mainly under-sexed or immature males, has become a classic in
cinema, spawning a host of imitators. Nevertheless, the image of a present day
"bombshell" exposing her crotch, whether it is deliberate or inadvertent,
is nowhere near an original thought and actually was inspired from a 1960s press
conference where it happened, deliberately or inadvertently, to one Marilyn
Monroe.
Why has this small triangle of hair caused so much controversy throughout the
ages?
When Michelangelo Antonioni's movie Blow-Up had a couple of naked teen-agers
romping through a scene, the Catholic Office of Movie Ratings, which is where
and why the U.S. has it's Motion Picture Association Ratings System, gave it
a "Condemned" rating... meaning you would suffer the fires of Hell
if you did not repent after seeing this film. Also, in 1960, the Supreme Court
had overturned a case held against a nudist magazine, Sunshine & Health.
The charge was obscenity, they sent the magazine through the mail and it had
a couple of photos of people with... their pubes showing! It was illegal at
the time to send pornographic material, or at least what most considered pornographic,
through the U.S. Postal System. The Supreme Court ruled against Postmaster General
Summerfield, saying that it was a way of life for nudists therefore it was considered
an "idea" and protected by the 1st Amendment.
It wasn't even until 1965 in England and 1969 in the U.S. when Bob Guccione
released Penthouse magazine, that pubic hair first appeared, intentionally,
on a centerfold model in an openly sexual manner. The floodgates where open
and soon after; pubic hair aplenty. Except in Japan, where still today, even
extremely graphic porno has the pubic hair shaved or digitally removed from
the video tape from porn stars and performers.
Still, I fail to see the hoopla. I myself don't find and attraction nor repulsion
from or to pubic hair. I see it simply as science and nature. The areas where
pubic hair appears, under the arms and over the genitals are simply locations
for scent glands. The hair provides a holding surface where the odor remains
until oxidation, which releases, at least for primal man until deodorants and
perfumes were invented, as a recognition signal and stimulant to sexual excitement.
That is why we are born with hair on our heads and other parts of the body,
but the pubic hair does not begin to appear until we reach puberty, a signal
of the onset of sexual maturity and adult sexuality.
Science aside, pubic hair has been seen as a sign of rampant nymphomania, a
link to the animal world, ungodly and so much more. Noted German neurologist
Dr. Krafft-Ebing wrote several essays, some of which appeared in the book Aberrations
of Sexual Life, based on certain cases involving fetishism and pubic hair.
Heir doctor included one such fetishist who found it erotic to pluck out hairs
using his own teeth from the vaginal area. The subject kept a collection of
these and would bite them again, later, to obtain a renewal of the sexual satisfaction
he had received earlier. The same subject would also pay hotel workers and staff
to collect pubic hair found in the beds of rooms in which women had stayed.
One of the more infamous cases was of Peter Christie, a British serial killer.
In 1953 Christie had admitted to killing 11 women and was found to keep four
sets of pubic hair, each separated and arranged in a tin can.
These are more or less modern associations of pubic obsession, whereas the obsession
with the hair grown in our private parts extends far into ancient times. In
ancient Egypt neither men or women had any hair what so ever. It was clearly
thought to be both ugly and unhygienic. Even King Solomon in The Book of Epoch
demanded that the Queen of Sheeba remove "nature's veil" before they
would "lay together". In ancient Greece complete removal of all hair,
except for that of the head, was the rule of thumb for women. The ways of the
Greeks were soon adopted by their predecessors, the Romans. One Roman emperor,
Domitian, who ruled in the 1st century A.D. was reputed to spend long hours
depilating each of his concubines' pubic regions by hand. Ouch!
Women of Turkish harems would remove all traces of pubic hair or otherwise "disguise"
their privates. Basno de Zarin, an Italian traveler, wrote in the 1600s, "Some
dye, with henna, the skin of the pubic region and four fingers above it. And
for this reason they remove the hairs, considering it a sin to have any in the
private parts."
Pubic hair was removed time to time due to cultural attitudes which saw hairiness
as making an individual 'animalistic'. This is still the practice of some tribes
of South American Indians.
In the middle ages, artists such as Michelangelo, Raphael, and Botticelli eliminated
all pubic hair from their paintings. At the time the Catholic Church were quite
opposed to anything remotely sexual, and in knowing this the artist would remove
the hair so that it would not attract attention to that area and the onlooker
would take on the beauty of the entire body, rather than certain regions. Regardless
of artistic trends, European women in those times would often raise their skirts
and expose the pubic area as a mark to great men. Pardon me while I get a little
nostalgic right now.
Okay, back to the article.
In the 19th century, euphemisms for pubic hair, such as 'Cupid's arbor' and
'grove of Eglantine,' are enough to suggest that this area of the body was no
longer frowned upon. In Venus and Adonis, William Shakespeare uses a "grass"
metaphor in describing body hair. But the most prolific and clearest indication
that pubic hair was actually desirable and even fashionable, was the existence
of pubic hair wigs. I repeat, PUBIC HAIR WIGS! These little cuties were popular
in England and were called "merkins", and later called a "bowser".
Oh, I almost forgot... they weren't worn on the head, but over existing pubic
hair. So as to give that "I'm a real blonde" look. These became quite
popular again in the 20th century, during World War II. Italian prostitutes
who did not like to bleach the pubic hair, due to fear or pain associated with
dyes in that area, but still wanting to please those good ol' G.I.s, wore merkins,
or bowsers, whatever. Reminding me of what Marilyn Monroe once said, "I
like to feel like a blonde... all over."
Going back a bit again, England's King Charles II was known for having a wig,
this time it's the type you put on your head, made entirely from his mistresses.
Either it was a small wig, or the man was a mack daddy, ladies and gentlemen.
It later became the proud possession of one Wig Club of Edinburgh, an erotic
men's society of the 18th century.
In those days, exchange of pubic hair was a token of ones want for their partner.
Caroline Lamb, the wife of British prime minister Lord Melbourne, was said to
have given a gift of her "locks of downstairs" to her lover Byron
during their brief affair.
In the world of the occult, pubic hair is almost always used in potions of love
or lust. One recommendation was to pluck three hairs of the genital region and
three from the left arm pit and grind them up and served in food to the person
in which you lust after and soon they will be yours. I, of course, in no way
take responsibility for the results of the ass kicking anyone receives when
said person finds out they've been munching on your pubes. Besides, if you have
them there long enough to eat your food, flash them where the hair was going
to come from and trust me you won't have to go through the trouble.
Now, pubic hair in most of us is normally short, curly, etc., but has been known
to reach extraordinary lengths. In some cases, documented by one F.L. John in
1835, pubic hairs in some people would grow longer and thicker than most people
could grow on their heads. The correct medical term for this is called Pubic
Hypertricosis. (WARNING: Please make sure you are not about to eat shortly after
or have eaten prior to reading beyond this point.) In these cases, the disorder
which is only found in women, was most often found to go beyond the general
diamond shape of the genital pubic area, usually extending up to the navel.
Frequently spreading down the inner thighs, as well and later around to the
anal cleft of the buttocks.
Now, assessing contemporary attitudes towards pubic hair in a real sexual context
is really not that easy. As a survey from Harvard - which almost only showed
how bored Harvard scientists were - threw little light on the matter. Out of
450 students questioned about sex, 50% did not comment on the section concerning
pubic hair, even when pried. Out of those that did answer 25% said they get
excited by the sight of excessive pubic hair. Nearly 70% of the men questioned
preferred that their women not remove pubic hair, and about 16% of the men came
down on the opposite side of the fence, claiming total removal of all pubic
hair. 65% of the men questioned became aroused, some even to the point of erection,
at the mere sight of a woman pubic hair. Which surly states that college boys
are just that, boys. Ooooh, I saw some patch, and I got a stiffy. Whatever.
Well, out of those 450 males and females questioned who did answer the section
on pubic hair, only 4... (not 4%, but 4) people exclaimed that they would not
have sex with a partner that was not fully removed of any and all pubic hair
on the grounds of hygiene. Hopefully, these kids will never run into Kellie
Everts! Who's that? Everts back in the late 80s became a superstar as a topless
dancer in the U.S. She is known as 'The Preaching Stripper' and 'The Stripper
for God'. She make videos of herself, topless and unshaven, pumping iron and
preaching the good book. Everts claims that an untrimmed pussy is the will of
God... so I guess you can consider me a Satanist!
From Issue
7, and also appears on the Binge
and Mascara website.