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The subatomic particles scientists were looking for (and actually succeed in creating using the Large Hadron Collider on the border of Switzerland and France) are dubbed "god particles" as they are believed to be the first particles to exist, and are - currently - the smallest known particles which make up the atom. Their scientific name is Higgs Boson Particles, and a group led by Dr. Lily Asquith is using an instrument called a calorimeter to give them more insight into these particles. The calorimeter measures energy in seven layers, and each layer is represented by a musical note.
Below are links to the sonification of the energy produced by these "god particles".

Higgs Boson Particle emerging (566 Kb @ 128Kbps)

Higgs Boson Particle in natural state (438 Kb @ 128Kbps)

Three different harmonics of the Higgs Boson Particle (901 Kb @ 128Kbps)

Higgs Boson Particle decaying (894 Kb @ 128Kbps)

 

 

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The type of person who reads this website regularly should be familiar with Cathy O'Brien (and Mark Phillips).
In 1995, Ms. O'Brien wrote TranceFormation of America, where she alleges that, as a teen, she was kidnapped by the C.I.A. in a top secret government project called Project Monarch. This project consisted of creating mindless sex slaves to be used by Presidents, Congressmen, Senators and other top government employees. After several years she had a daughter who O'Brien claims was also used in Project Monarch.
Mark Phillips is the co-author of the aforementioned book, as well as the man supposedly responsible for helping break the C.I.A.'s hold on Cathy, and free her from her captor and so-called handler Alex Houston.


Now, if you have read the book, you know a little on Alex Houston, but not much, I'm sure. The book mentions that he was a performer, as well as a ventriloquist. Not much is known about Alex, whether through the book, or on the internet. He is a shadowy figure indeed, as I cannot find birth info, or anything substantial, besides a few career notes.

What is known is that Alex Houston wanted to be a ventriloquist since the age of five. In High Point, North Carolina he bought his ventriloquist dummy, Elmer, for $50 from a local sheriff. He got his first break on Jimmy Dean's TV show in 1954, and was a regular there for five years. Later he moved to Nashville and worked as an opening act to country stars like Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, and Conway Twitty. Houston has released several records under Alex Houston and Elmer, ranging from country and holiday music to children's and comedy records.

Anyhow, here's the track from the ad above. Enjoy, and try not to get molested.

Burn Your Bra Baby (1.8 Mb @ 128Kbps)

 

 

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Here are some of the most controversial magazine covers of all time...

Time Magazine's Man of the Year: Hitler Esquire's Muhammad Ali as St. SebastianPlayboy's First Black Cover Girl

 

National Lampoon Threatens A DogRolling Stone's Naked LennonVanity Fair's Naked and Pregnant Moore

 

Time Magazine Makes O.J. Too Black Esquire: Monica's View of Clinton Rolling Stone's Kanye as Christ

 

Baby Talk Shows Us All Some Titty Texas Monthly Gives Cheney Another Shot The New Yorker's Obamas as Terrorists

 

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In what is probably the world's ballsiest prank, Porky Bickar decided it would be a laugh-riot if, on April Fool's Day, 1974, he made the town of Sitka, Alaska think they were all going to be killed by dormant volcano, Mount Edgecumbe.


He got an okay from the FAA and local police, went up to the mountain and lit tires and rags on fire to produce smoke. With logs he had written "April Fools", but from the distance of town, it could not be read, so mass panic ensued.

You know... sometimes the fool is the prankster, not the other way around.

 

 

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You think the Christian church was the only one who pulled scams on their parishioners?
There are enough "pieces of the cross" out there to make a cross several times over (unless Jesus was a giant). Quite a few Churches contain the bones of saints, but some have doubles (such as the four churches who claim to have the original skull of John the Baptist). There is actually so much of Christ's foreskin out there, one could make a duffle bag.
Well, no one religion can lay claim to pulling the sacred wool over people's eyes so as to help build faith.
In Japan there are Buddhist temples that hold mummified remains of supposed demons (or oni). The pictures below are mostly from the Zuiryuji, Zengyoji, and Rakanji Temples.
Enjoy your gawking...

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The First International Sex Opera Band's only LP, Anita, was released in 1970, and sold exclusively in Amsterdam sex shops, during the very early 70s.
While there is not all that much information about the band or this release, it has been rumored that this was recorded by members of a once-popular Dutch rock band called Sandy Coast.
The links below are to both sides of this 12" vinyl.


Side A: Anita's First Appearance Part One (15 Mb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

Side B: Anita's First Appearance Part Two (13 Mb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

 

 

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In 1995 President Barack Obama wrote a book during his stint in the Senate which was titled, Dreams from My Father.


Luckily for the listener he also did an audio version of the book himself.
His friend Ray, who he grew up with, has the best lines in the book, but when taken out of context Obama finally sounds like my kind of guy.

That guy! (34 Kb mp3 @ 154 Kbps)

Ignorant (24 Kb mp3 @ 154 Kbps)

Fries (21 Kb mp3 @ 154 Kbps)

 

 

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Coven was a band which started in 1968, and was formed by vocalist Jinx Dawson, bassist Oz Osborne (though not Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath), guitarist Chris Neilsen, and drummer Steve Ross.
They had a top 10 hit in 1972 on Warner Brothers titled "One Tin Soldier".
The little ditty below is the last track off their first LP from 1969, Witchcraft Destroys Minds And Reaps Souls.

 

Satanic Mass (15.3 Mb mp3 @ 128 Kbps)

 

 

 

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Here are links to some old adult movie posters ranging from 1965 to 1978.

I seriously never knew they were out there. Well, enjoy, chicken chokers!

All Men Are Apes! - 1965

Assignment Female - 1966

Bang Bang - 1967

Casting Couch - 1972

Come One Come All - 1970

Debbie Does Dallas - 1978

Divorcee - 1974

Girls That Do - 1967

Hot Lunch - 1978

Hot Shots - 1974

I Feel It Coming - 1971

I Want You - 1967

Love and Kisses - 1970

Male Service - 1966

School of Hard Knocks - 1970

Starlet - 1969

Slip of the Tongue - 1970

Spread Eagles - 1968

The Erotic Adventures of Zorro - 1972

The Love Merchant - 1965

The Marriage Manual - 1970

The Pleasure Machines - 1977

The Swap - 1969

Trader Hornee - 1970

Wall Street Walker - 1970

 

 

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Creepy...

This is an image of the first missing child to appear on the side of a milk carton.

Etan Patz, 6 years old. Last seen in 1979.

 

 

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In one of the most hilarious 911 phone calls I have ever heard, Michigan police officer Colonel Edward Sanchez explains he has just eaten from a batch of brownies he had baked with his wife, which contained about a quarter ounce of weed.

He thinks he is dying, yet wants to know the score of a Red Wings game?

Prepare to laugh at a very stupid piggy...

Send help, I think I'm dead (842 Kb mp3 @ 24Kbps)

The police officer was allowed to quit the force without being charged even though he admitted to obtaining the marijuana by stealing it from a suspect.

 

 

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I love my friends... but, when I'm late to a wedding, they can sure enough hate me.

Listen to 60's funk and parody artist Blowfly put a curse on me for my tardiness: Blowfly chews out webmaster (600 Kb wav file).

If you are unaware as to who Blowfly is, you are so very uncool. You dig?

Okay, Blowfly is Miami's original, and world's first, dirty rapper. Sexist, racist, offensive... but you'll love every word of it.
Blowfly was born Clarence Reid in Cochran, Georgia and later moved to Miami, Florida and soon got his act solid when a relative scolded one of his dirty rhymes with, "You is nastier than a blowfly."
He released his first record in 1965, and "Rap Dirty" was to be the first of the dirty-dance numbers, let alone the first rap album. He followed that sucker up with close to forty more releases and even a documentary film, The Twisted World of Blowfly.
His tracks have been sampled by Puff Daddy, Ice Cube and Jurassic 5.
Blowfly has also written clean numbers for the likes of Betty Wright and KC and the Sunshine Band.
He was almost forgotten and chances are you would have never heard of him if it wasn't for local journalist Tom Bowker (who set up Blowfly's new band, and was the wedding I was late to).
His newest album featuring filthy remakes of punk rock classics is available via ex-Dead Kennedys singer Jello Biafra's label Alternative Tentacles Records.

 

 

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In the 1950s many underground Russian nightclubs couldn't get a hold of actual black market vinyl to spin for their dance floors, so they had to make due with what they had.
A group of DJs would gather dough and buy a single record, which they would then record and repress on a wax-disc cutter. The vinyl used for these presses being hard to get a hold of, as well as expensive, they - again - had to make due.
What many a disc jockey used was old X-rays films. Easily obtained from medical trash, or sometimes stolen from doctor's labs, they were actually pretty abundant at the time.
This technique then spread to Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia and even Poland.
It also shows the enterprising technical skills of the young lads who just want to dance

 

 

 

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A few weeks ago I posted files showing artists like Salvador Dali and Andy Warhol shilling for Alka-Seltzer, TDK audio tapes and Braniff Airlines.
It got a cyberbuddy and I discussing whoredom, and it turns out we are all whores, even some of my favorite people...
Freshly posted for your viewing pleasure I uploaded German commercials from Blixa Bargeld of Einstürzende Neubauten discussing some of his favorite paints, power tools and home products - or at least the ones he was paid to talk about.

The commercials are from a German do-it-yourself hardware store called Hornbach and he covers the subjects of:

INSECT ZAPPER (2 Mb AVI movie)

STEPPING STONES (2 Mb AVI movie)

POWER DRILL (2 Mb AVI movie)

SILICONE PAINT (3 Mb AVI movie)

Well, at least they are some of the greatest (and funniest) commercials ever.

 

 

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For fans of ambient music... and Dr. Who:

Delia Derbyshire was born in 1937 in Coventry, England. She spent her late teens schooling in Cambridge's Girton College, and received a degree in music and mathematics.
In 1959 she applied at Decca Records and was informed that they did not hire women to work in the recording studio, and then told she could get a job working at their front desk or as a secretary. She gave them the finger, applied at the BBC, and later got a job as a studio manager in the Radiophonic Workshop.
Delia felt she had found a private paradise where she could flirt with her interests in music theory and sound perception, using modes and tunings, as well as communicating moods using purely electronic sources.
Her first public work was a remix of Ron Grainer's original Doctor Who theme, which soon became one of the most famous and recognizable TV theme songs ever. She also created, and helped create, many of the sound effects later used throughout the show's history.
For the next several years she composed dozens of award winning scores and theme songs for British documentaries and TV shows.
She is known as "the unsung heroine of British electronic music" and credited as an influence by Aphex Twin, The Chemical Brothers and Pink Floyd.

The following link is an edited version of a track from a 1966 documentary on Tuareg tribesmen. The only non-electronic source on this recording is her voice, though she used a cut-up / re-edit style.

Delia Derbyshire - Blue Veils & Golden Sands (edit) [4 Mb mp3 @ 160 Kbps]

Also, for fans of Dr. Who, this link is to a BBC website which has a "Dr. Who Theme Generator" which is a load of fun, and quite addictive. Try to hit the loops in the center first to create a backdrop, and then hit the sound effects in the outer-circle to create your own theme. Have fun!

 

 

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The hydrocephalic-looking preacher Bob Larson began to exorcise "demons" out of people after his ministry failed.
Instead of people realizing what loonies both Bob and his "patients" are, it has helped him make a huge comeback.

Here are some clips of Bob's work...

Exorcism 1 (1.3 Mb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

Exorcism 2 (624 Kb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

Exorcism 3 (818 Kb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

Exorcism 4 (240 Kb mp3 @ 128Kbps)

Scientists and psychologists say that "demonic possession" is probably a mental compartmentalization of past traumas manifesting itself as multiple personality disorder, but try explaining that to Larson's bank account.

 

 

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The Chinese apparently don't translate English properly, but this takes the cake...

The above pic comes from the Chinese DVD of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

 

 

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Public Service Announcements (PSAs) are ads run by television stations, usually for free, to show that they are committed to...
well, public service.

Some of them, though, can be just downright pretty creepy.

Anti-Speeding PSA from Denmark (6 Mb AVI movie)

Anti-Suicide Bomber PSA from Jordan (5 Mb AVI movie)

 

 

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Kids say the darndest things, and teenagers say the dumbest.
Sometimes it even gets caught on tape.
First, some history:
The year was 1987. I was 17 years old, and freshly kicked to the curb by my folks onto the streets of Miami.
I moved in with a friend whose mom had gotten him his own apartment.
With no rent to pay, without work, and missing class almost daily (I was still in high school at the time), I spent my time dropping LSD and fooling around till the break of dawn.
On one occasion, I dropped a hit of acid around midnight, walked the neighborhood, and then decided to do laundry. At 4:50am, and almost done with cleaning clothes, I picked up a tape recorder and began talking nonsense. I unwittingly recorded myself on the wrong speed, and thus produced a memory of an acid trip almost as bad as a flashback. My girlfriend, ex-girlfriend and my best friend, of that time, all copied it, and it was soon traded around their schools (American Patriot Sr / South Miami Sr) and mine (Hialeah Miami Lakes Sr).
Out of all of this silliness was born a 15 minute slice of Miami underground history that found its way to being bootlegged all around the Magic City, where censored edits even aired on WVUM (90.5 FM) in the early 1990s, and are still used today as drop-ins and air checks on the station.
While there are true moments of hilarity, I am also extremely crude, totally rude, and downright stupid throughout.
You have been warned NOT to listen to...

The Michael Incense Hour (7.8 Mb mp3 @ 48 Kbps)

 

 

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It was Jerry Lewis' forty-first film, and it turned out to be one of the biggest mistakes in cinematic history. Unreleased, and said by the few who've seen it to be totally unwatchable, The Day the Clown Cried (1972) is a film about an unhappy German circus clown, Helmut Doork, who is sent to a concentration camp for drunkenly acting like Hitler, and is then forced to become a sort of Pied-Piper, entertaining Jewish children as he leads them to the gas chambers.
It was supposed to be Jerry Lewis' first serious role as both an actor and a director, though he was skeptical when he first read the script, though not necessarily about the material itself. He later quoted himself when speaking on being asked to play the part, "You're asking me if I'm prepared to deliver helpless kids into a gas chamber. Ho-ho. Some laugh -- how do I pull it off? What a horror ... It must be told."
The script had actually been written in 1961 by Joan O'Brien and Charles Denton, and it attracted the attention of Milton Berle, Dick Van Dyke, and Bobby Darin -- any one of whom would have been able to play the title role, but it was around Lewis that the financing for filming coalesced.
Upon filming the shooting went to hell, backers fled, Jerry finished it with his own money, and then it turned out that no one bought the rights to the story from O'Brien and Denton. Only a rough-cut of it was finished, and it was placed on a single videotape of which only Jerry Lewis has a copy of. He reportedly keeps it in his office, protected from bootleggers in an unmarked briefcase. Over the years, he
had screened it - or pieces of it - for a number of colleagues and only one journalist.

If you have time on your hands, and want to read the final script (written by Joan O'Brien, Charles Denton, with added material from Jerry Lewis), click here.

 

 

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This map is designed to show the population of citizens per land mass ratio:

Click on image for larger view.

Kind of scary, isn't it?

 

 

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Virtuoso jazz bassist (and pianist) Charles Mingus wrote a pamphlet in 1964 on toilet training your kitty.

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First, you must train your cat to use a homemade cardboard litter box, if you have not already done so. (If your box does not have a one-piece bottom, add a cardboard that fits inside, so you have a false bottom that is smooth and strong. This way the box will not become soggy and fall out at the bottom. The grocery store will have extra flat cardboards which you can cut down to fit exactly inside your box.)
Be sure to use torn up newspaper, not kitty litter. Stop using kitty litter. (When the time comes you cannot put sand in a toilet.)
Once your cat is trained to use a cardboard box, start moving the box around the room, towards the bathroom. If the box is in a corner, move it a few feet from the corner, but not very noticeably. If you move it too far, he may go to the bathroom in the original corner. Do it gradually. You've got to get him thinking. Then he will gradually follow the box as you move it to the bathroom. (Important: if you already have it there, move it out of the bathroom, around, and then back. He has to learn to follow it. If it is too close to the toilet, to begin with, he will not follow it up onto the toilet seat when you move it there.) A cat will look for his box. He smells it.

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Now, as you move the box, also start cutting the brim of the box down, so the sides get lower. Do this gradually.
Finally, you reach the bathroom and, eventually, the toilet itself. Then, one day, prepare to put the box on top of the toilet. At each corner of the box, cut a little slash. You can run string around the box, through these slashes, and tie the box down to the toilet so it will not fall off. Your cat will see it there and jump up to the box, which is now sitting on top of the toilet (with the sides cut down to only an inch or so.)
Don't bug the cat now, don't rush him, because you might throw him off. Just let him relax and go there for awhile-maybe a week or two. Meanwhile, put less and less newspaper inside the box.

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One day, cut a small hole in the very center of his box, less than an apple-about the size of a plum-and leave some paper in the box around the hole. Right away he will start aiming for the hole and possibly even try to make it bigger. Leave the paper for awhile to absorb the waste. When he jumps up he will not be afraid of the hole because he expects it. At this point you will realize that you have won. The most difficult part is over.
From now on, it is just a matter of time. In fact, once when I was cleaning the box and had removed it from the toilet, my cat jumped up anyway and almost fell in. To avoid this, have a temporary flat cardboard ready with a little hole, and slide it under the toilet lid so he can use it while you are cleaning, in case he wants to come and go, and so he will not fall in and be scared off completely. You might add some newspaper up there too, while you are cleaning, in case your cat is not as smart as Nightlife was.

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Now cut the box down completely until there is no brim left. Put the flat cardboard, which is left, under the lid of the toilet seat, and pray. Leave a little newspaper, still. He will rake it into the hole anyway, after he goes to the bathroom. Eventually, you can simply get rid of the cardboard altogether. You will see when he has got his balance properly.
Don't be surprised if you hear the toilet flush in the middle of the night. A cat can learn how to do it, spurred on by his instinct to cover up. His main thing is to cover up. If he hits the flush knob accidentally and sees that it cleans the bowl inside, he may remember and do it intentionally.
Also, be sure to turn the toilet paper roll around so that it won't roll down easily if the cat paws it. The cat is apt to roll it into the toilet, again with the intention of covering up- the way he would if there were still kitty litter.
It took me about three or four weeks to toilet train my cat, Nightlife. Most of the time is spent moving the box very gradually to the bathroom. Do it very slowly and don't confuse him. And, remember, once the box is on the toilet, leave it a week or even two. The main thing to remember is not to rush or confuse him.

Good luck.

(signed) Charles Mingus

 

 

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In 1974 avant-garde composer Max Neuhaus was working the night shift on National Public Radio.
In a flash of brilliance, he decided to run a few of the phone lines in sync.
Now, back then each station affiliate individually received the signal from the main broadcast headquarters stationed in New York City via NPR's Round Robin Network.
Neuhaus hooked up an extra signal to one station, and asked that station to hook up a signal to another, and then that station to another, and on to another, to lastly to one in Chicago, which broadcast the signal back through the previous three stations and onto the NYC headquarters.
He then requested callers to call in and whistle...

The following link is an edit of the one-hour sound experiment he broadcast titled "Radio Net" [3 Mb mp3 @ 128Kbps].

 

 

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If Ian Curtis (July 1956 - May 1980) of postpunk band Joy Division hadn't already killed himself... he would surely want to now.

 

 

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One of my favorite planets is Saturn. Though I don't believe in astrology, it could be its connection to death and destruction, or the celebration of the Saturnalia (Winter Solstice) for Dionysus (Bacchus).

So when the Cassini Radio and Plasma Wave Receptor picked up sounds from Saturn, I was mystified.

In this link provided, the CRPWR has picked up lightning inside of Saturn's atmosphere. The lightning-related radio emissions cover a broad range of frequencies, and last only about one-thirtieth of a second. The CRPWR recorded a strong thunderstorm beginning on January 23, 2006, the radio emissions appear as speckles at random frequencies above about 2 MHz.

Saturn's lightning (220 Kb wav file)

Next, we find that Saturn is a source of intense radio emissions of electrostatic discharges, with rising and falling tones is very similar to Earth's auroral radio emissions. The radio waves are closely related to the auroras near Saturn's poles, and are similar to Earth's northern and southern lights. The Cassini spacecraft began detecting the following radio emissions in April of 2002.

Saturn's polar radio emissions (720 Kb wav file)

In this last file we can hear another clip of the electrostatic discharges from April 2002 recording where we find a very complicated interaction between waves in Saturn's radio source region, though it is an interaction which has also been observed on Earth.

Saturn's polar radio emissions (130 Kb wav file)

 

 

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Morning radio talk host Don Imus was fired for his "nappy headed hos" remark, but what did people really expect out of someone who makes a living of being called a "Shock Jock"?
Especially after this...

Below is a clip of the record, This Honky's Nuts, which was originally released in 1974.

"Swear With Flair" [excerpt] (2.4 Mb mp3 @ 64Kbps)

 

 

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Cho Seung-Hui, a 23-year-old English major, was the college student responsible for the Virginia Tech slaughter (32 killed) on April 16, 2007. He was referred to counseling the previous year when teachers became aware of extreme violence in his writings, as evidenced in this one-act play. The play, Richard McBeef, was submitted as part of a writing class, and features a 13 years-old boy who gets revenge on his father for molesting him.

Click on image to go to cover sheet, onward to page one, and so on through to page ten.

 

 

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In 1926, this article appeared in The Washington Post...


The two baseball teams, The Hebrew All-Stars and The Klansmen faced off in Arlington, Virgina.
Must have been a fun game.
I wonder who won?

 

 

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Bob Larson is an Arizona-based Christian preacher who currently performs exorcisms. He has authored over 20 books, and also hosted an evangelist talk show, called Talk Back, from 1982 - 2002, which returned in 2004.
Throughout the early 1990's brought on guests to the show so as to debate (more like belittle) their religion, philosophy and artistic projects, some of whom included GG Allin, Glen Benton of Deicide, Trey Azagthoth of Morbid Angel, and Boyd Rice.

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In the links below Bob challenges musician, writer and Church of Satan priest Boyd Rice.
They begin by cutting down one another's beliefs, but as the show progresses the two actually wind up becoming near-friends (click here for Boyd's interview on his dinner with Bob), and Boyd is invited back onto the show a number of times after.

Boyd vs. Bob Pt 1 (36 Mb mp3 @ 96 Kbps)

Boyd vs. Bob Pt 2 (35 Mb mp3 @ 96 Kbps)

 

 

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I was just recently (thanks to a cyberpal) turned on to Scopitones.
France's Scopitones (and its Italian cousin Cinebox) were music video jukeboxes.

Twenty years before Mtv and with way better material.

They had sexy... James Darren's "Because You're Mine" (20 Mb AVI movie)

They had weird... The Martin Circus' "Je M'eclate Au Senegal" plus Arabic videos like Oukil Amar's "Tizi Ouzou" and Noura's "Ammi Belcacem"

They had classics... Herb Alpert's "Tijuana Taxi" (18 Mb AVI movie)

They had garage... Les 5 Gentlemen's "Cara-Lin" and The Legendaries' "Good For Nothing Bill"

And they even had S&M… George De Giafferi's "Sado Maso" (27 Mb AVI movie)

By the way, the first few lines of that last song go as follows:

Opening line: Owwww! That's good.
Man: Eat this spider!
Woman: Ok, but that's the last one.
Man: It's time for you to get whipped!
Woman: Oh great, I love that!
Man: Now burn my chest!
Woman: With what my love?
Man: Use your cigarette!
Woman: It's smells like grilled pork!

For more Scopitones, check out this website. Happy viewing.

 

 

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Bootleg DVDs aren't just cheap... they're often very funny too.

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