What is Feast of Hate and Fear?
Anyhow, I'm going to answer a question to the newbies, while I make old cronies
laugh.
What is Feast of Hate and Fear?
Let me start by explaining what FHF was.
It was a printed fanzine from 1990 until 1998 - simple enough, right?
A bit of it, plus massive amounts of new material, can be found on the web now,
but "What the hell is it all about?" is what many of you should've
actually asked.
If you have to ask, you really shouldn't worry yourself, because you didn't
read... and that's what FHF is, and was, all about. Reading; firing off synapses
and working out them neurons. Much of my website, as well as my articles are
written to make you laugh, while making you think.
One page can best sum up what I'm really all about - it's where you get to sniff
my logs.
My hosting company sends me the skinny on hot links and search engine results.
Some of the googlers out there are twisted fucks, let me tell you. So I post
the funnier / weirder searches along with what the search engine (Yahoo, MSN,
Google, etc) mistakenly sent them to somewhere on the Feast of Hate and Fear
website.
Here are a few highlights...
Google search: teen girl cannot achieve an organism
What they found: L. Ron Hubbard - Brain Washing
I'm so curious to know what other pages they were sent to by screwing up "orgasm"
for "organism".
This sap found one of science-fiction-writer-gone-messiah's first non-fiction
books, "Brain Washing". L. Ron later wrote "Dianetics" with
a briefcase full of stolen OTO material (taken from rocket scientist Jack Parsons)
and later forming a new religion, Scientology.
MSN search: why
do women hurt the men that love them when other men dog the hell out of them!
What
they found: Ragnar Redbeard - Love and Women
and War
Notice the use of an exclamation point, over a question mark. A sure sign that
this chap is genuinely heart broken.
Anyhow, the search engine came across a chapter from Ragner Redbeard's late
1800's rant "Might is Right!" No one is really sure who Redbeard actually
was, and some even speculate that it was an early pseudonym for Jack London
("Call of the Wild", "White Fang").
Google search:
How many times was Henry Ford elected for President?
What they found: Henry Ford - The International
Jew
Ha, ha - what a dumb fuck! As many of you should know Henry Ford was never president.
What many of you believe is that Ford invented the automobile. He did not -
he helped in its development and was the one who profited most from this at
the time. What even less know, is that he was an extreme anti-Semite and printed
a column, "The International Jew", in a self-published newspaper,
which was later collected and printed as a single book.
Yahoo search: health
dangers of a woman having sex with a dog
What they found: Margaret Sanger - Woman and
the New Race
Gross! Apparently, sicky here decided to do research after the red bumps started
appearing, instead of before humping ol' Spot. It's a good thing she found this
page because Margaret Sanger pretty much started the Birth Control Movement
in the early 1900s. In 1912 she began writing a column on sex ed for 'The New
York Call', titled "What Every Girl Should Know." She was often jailed
and much of her later books were banned in the U.S.
Ask Jeeves search:
neckid women ready to sex
What they found: Otto Weininger - Sex and Character
I had to ask a hundred times over... "Is this person serious?" Well,
I'm not sure, but something says, "Yes," in more than one way.
Otto Weininger released the book "Sex & Character" in 1901 (at
only 20 years of age), he later committed suicide at age 23 soon after his book
was published. Hailed and hated, his only book was translated into several languages
and was a huge success in the early 1900s.
MSN search: world's
oldest known masturbator
What they found: J. H. Kellogg - Solitary
Vice
Why would anyone need that question answered?
'Solitary Vice' is a chapter from "Plain Facts for Old and Young"
from Corn Flakes cereal inventor, John Harvey Kellogg. Kellogg believed masturbation
was one of the worst things one could do to their own body. To help promote
his cereal he began running a sanitarium for the rich who wanted to cleanse
themselves of everything from mental illness, disease to even wacking off too
much.
Google search:
urine forefinger test middle finger joseph bell
What they found: John Minnery - How to Kill
I don't know who Joseph Bell is or what he's doing with that middle finger,
but it sounds like he's gonna get in big trouble with that thing.
Much of my website can get me in trouble. Like posting John Minnery's out-of-print,
six-volume set, "How to Kill", later published as the more compact-yet-wimply-titled.
"Kill Without Joy" - also out-of-print. Read it and learn.
Yahoo search: if
a burglar spots you what would he do would he tie you up or run?
What they found: A. Souto - Z Back To A
This person has some weird fantasies. Plus, they're a total pussy, I'm sure.
I know this page well, as it holds a few of my old article-styled blurbs on
one page, and I know there's no info there that can help them with this problem.
What I did write about was the First Amendment, organized religion, false advertising,
jail, Freud's projection and a great prank done on Easter in 1950s Notre Dame
Cathedral in France.
2005