Whose fucking holiday is it anyway!

Why do I dress up as Jesus?
BECAUSE I AM YOUR GOD MOTHERFUCKER!
Why else?

 

The fact that every Jesus freak you meet on the street is a wacko also helped.
This way, a few people in the world have gotten to meet a Jesus freak who - well, with signs like...

JESUS IS LARD and CHRIST IS CUMMING

you knew this wasn't your wasn't your grandma's Christianity.