Ugly was at one time my closest friend.

He slept at my Little Havana apartment so much that he wanted to move in.

Together we were two crazy motherfuckers. I saw where I had to stop, but Ugly kept going. He almost destroyed his life.

He is in good shape now. I still talk to Ugly now and again.

I hate to call him "ugly", but now he's doing something where he doesn't want his name known.