The Complete Interview List

 

1 - Tell us how your project(s) were started.

Hammers of Misfortune evolved out of other bands, and a solo project that I had goin’. The band proper condensed around a 3 act “opera” that eventually became our first album: “The Bastard”.
Ludicra came out of Aesop (ex Hickey) and I really wanting to get fucking NECRO.

 

 

2 - What does music, in it's entirety, mean to you?

Music is my cruel mistress. The bottom line is that music chose me, I didn’t have any choice. It’s absolutely compulsive that I play and everytime I’ve tried to do anything else she snaps the leash and I’m right back in the studio or onstage before I even know what happened.
I sometimes think that I’ve thrown away every chance for stability, health and sanity on her account. Other times I’m thankful that I’ve been led down this road, as I’ve met people and done things that most people can only read or dream about. The thing about music is: she can take everything from you, and be really horrible, but when she’s good, she’s so good…

 

 

3 - What does art, in it's entirety, mean to you?

Art is the only thing that seems to make any sense anymore, besides suicide. It’s the only reaction that I can muster to a world that I see as a hopeless, smouldering heap of lies, corruption, pain, injustice and extinction. And this in what must be the worst time in human history to be any kind of artist.

 

 

4 - Who is your favorite author, and why?

Edgar Allen Poe for several reasons. Firstly because E.A. Poe was the first author that I fell in love with as a kid, but mainly because of his prose. It’s so beautiful. His insight into the human psyche is awesome. He invented the horror genre and also the detective story/murder mystery (“to keep himself from going insane” he supposedly said).
I love his poetry as well. The Raven and The Bells are two favorites of mine - so skillfully rhymed and musical!

 

 

5 - As your best friend, describe yourself.

Helpful, nice, smart, funny, good looking and succsessful in my own sort of way.

 

 

6 - As your worst enemy, describe yourself.

Egotistical, stuck up prick.

 

 

7 - If your persona were immortalized as a cartoon character, who would it be?

Mr. Magoo, or that Martian in the helmet from Bugs Bunny.

 

 

8 - Do you think there are conspiracies against the "everyday person"?

Is there really any question that there are? I mean they are so blatant that one can harly call them conspiracies anymore. The bottom line is that the rich and powerful do and get whatever they want, and they will lie, cheat and steal as much as they have to in order to secure their place above the law. Laws are for “the everyday person”, as is public education and the military. All in service of the rich.
In the future it will be increasingly bad, as religeous fanatic millionair oil-men continue to run rough-shod over everything in their path: the environment, international relations, the Muslim faith, the Constitution and anyone or anything else that might oppose them – all the while trusting that they are acting in accordance with “god’s plan”.
Meanwhile education is gutted, the states are bankrupt, healthcare is a luxury for those who can afford it, and all our money is being pumped into the military, which is in the hands of the aformentioned christian corporate madmen. Elections are a sham, the media is completely bought and subservient (they’re getting’ rich too), and the people are being “dumbed down” as much as possible.
Fear, double-speak and racism are used to keep the people divided and ignorant, and now we have Orwell’s worst nightmare come true: War without end, againt a faceless enemy – an abstract concept – that can never be defeated.
At the end of the day “the everyday person” will be left to pay the bill, clean up the mess, breathe the toxic air, fight the war and so on. It will become increasingly difficult to find work, get health care or get educated as this culture continues down this road to it’s eventual collapse. Someday, perhaps soon, the military will be the only way for “the everyday person” to get any of these things. Voila: military dictatorship with sham elections. Sound familiar? Have a nice day!

 

 

9 - What do you do with your spare or free time?

What’s that? Sounds nice. Got any?

 

 

10 - Please give us your interpretation of "the meaning of life".

OK, I’ll try… Life is a struggle. The best way to get through it is to do what’s in your heart and “fight the good fight”. The concept of “happiness” is a scam. We are built for struggle and conflict. Take struggle away from us and we become fat, squabbling motards with hardening arteries duking it out on Jerry Springer. We create conflict in it’s absence. There is meaning – and even true joy – to be found in this life, but it must be earned. Anyway, what the fuck kind of question is that???

 

 

 

LINKS:

Hammers of Misfortune

Ludicra